IF...

IF I WERE A SAILOR, I WOULD SAIL AWAY WITH YOU,
IF I WERE ADRIFT AT SEA YOU WOULD RESCUE ME;
IF I WERE A TAILOR, I WOULD SEW MY HEART TO YOU,
IF I WERE A MAILMAN, I'D MAIL MYSELF TO YOUR ADDRESS,
IF I WERE A DREAMER, I WOULD DREAM OF YOU
IF...

       IT'S ALL THAT REMAINS HERE, IT'S ALL THAT REMAINS,
       IT'S ALL THAT REMAINS HERE, IT'S ALL THAT REMAINS,
       SLEEPING ALONE WITH A RADIO PHONE...

IF I WERE A SAILOR, I WOULD SAIL AWAY WITH YOU,
IF I WERE ADRIFT AT SEA YOU WOULD RESCUE ME;
IF I WERE A SAVIOR, I'D NAIL MYSELF TO YOUR TREE,
IF I WERE YOUR JONAH, YOU COULD SWALLOW ME,
IF I WERE MOHAMAD, I'D PUT THE MOUNTAIN BACK,
IF I WERE THE RIPPER, YOU COULD CALL ME JACK..
IF I WERE A SAILOR, I WOULD SAIL AWAY WITH YOU,
IF I WERE ADRIFT AT SEA YOU WOULD RESCUE ME....
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